Hard times at Kabab Cafe

I was half-listening to WNYC this morning as I made the last preparations to leave, when suddenly I heard my friend Ali's voice on the radio. We had noticed that his restaurant, Kabab Cafe, has been closed since the blackout, and we keep stopping by to see if it is open yet.

Here is a transcript of the radio story.

I am going there for my birthday next week, should it be open yet by then, and would whether or not the place had had so much trouble. Those of you we've taken there will understand!

Tongue twisters ... and that's not all!

In these troubled, divisive times, at least the internets still have the power to make us laugh our fucking asses off:

A clip representative of Japanese game shows

My stomach hurts.

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Update:  Perhaps I should have made clear from the outset that the clip involves guys getting whacked in the nards.