Stand back. Way back.

[shunn]

I have a zit the size of Vesuvius growing on the side of my nose. Dogs snap and young children run in terror when they see it coming. If you don't want archæologists to find your perfectly-preserved, sebum-encased, fœtally-curled body 5,000 years from now in the ruins of Nyorksitty, for God's sake RUN NOW!

Comments

[laurie-daniels.livejournal.com]

haha! It's not a big deal, Bill- it happens to all of us, and I'm sure no one notices. But... if you're really, REALLY upset (taggded "tragedy", lol), a dermatologist can give you a shot of cortisone. The fucker won't last more than a few hours.

Does insurance cover vanity concerns?

[laurie-daniels.livejournal.com]

er..."tagged". See, I TOLD you guys I needed glasses!

[shunn.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's almost healed!

[markbourne.livejournal.com]

Hey, think of the bright side -- you could get in a bar fight and some incredible hulking thug could punch you in the nose, and then won't he be sorry.